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She knows I'm out birlfriend my friends! Whatever chick I was Im looking for a fake girlfriend to impress would presumably perk up at this, excited as she is by the prospect of a future filled with text message spying, arguments about whether or not I'm still in touch with Jill, and general distrust of everything I do and say.

Not to mention my reluctance to call back my girlfriend when she wants to talk. Yep, pretty hot.

What's really interesting about this script, though, is how different it is from that attached to fake boyfriends. Boyfriend in a Box send adorable love notes "I'm looking forward to spending a lot of time with you.

I enjoy long walks in the park and eating chocolate ice cream" while Text Boyfriend advertises himself thus:. Never be without attention.

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Textboyfriend texts you 3 times a week just the perfect amount of sweetness — no overtexting, no drama. He's fun lkoking cute and he's all about you!

Texts are sweet and seem to just be timed right when you need a little lift. Canada is just foreign enough to make up lies about.

Are these facts or lies? Who knows, nobody knows.

Canada is not foreign enough to invite interested follow-up questions. If one had a fake girlfriend from Belize or Belgium, people will inquire about their customs. Someone would certainly ask you when you learned Spanish or what fkr they speak in Belgium.

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